Noel Coward

I am an enormously talented man, and I have a great deal to offer.

I like to be busy, and I like to be amused.

I've always been a great believer in the fact that if you're going to do something, you might as well do it well.

Work is more fun than fun.

I am a professional. I am paid to be amusing.

I've never been able to understand why anyone would want to be anything but a success.

I've always believed that if you're going to be a success, you might as well be a big success.

I've always been a great believer in the fact that if you're going to do something, you might as well do it with style.

I've always been a great believer in the fact that if you're going to be a star, you might as well be a big star.

I've always been a great believer in the fact that if you're going to be a legend, you might as well be a living legend.

I've always been a great believer in the fact that if you're going to be a genius, you might as well be a recognized genius.

I am a very modest man, but I have a great deal to be modest about.

I'm not a snob, I just like nice things.

I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist.

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist with experience.

I'm not a complainer, I'm a commentator.

I'm not a critic, I'm an observer.

I'm not a gossip, I'm a chronicler.

I'm not a bore, I'm a raconteur.

I'm not a genius, I'm a hard worker.