Jabir ibn Hayyan

The pursuit of knowledge is a noble endeavor. Just try not to spill any on the rug.

They ask for the secret to my success. I tell them, it's mostly about knowing which fumes not to inhale.

The most dangerous element is not mercury or arsenic, but human certainty.

I have seen more miracles in a well-calibrated balance than in all the prayers of the devout.

To truly appreciate the light, one must first spend some time in the dark, preferably with a good lamp.

My experiments are not failures; they are merely unexpected results that require further investigation... and perhaps a new pair of gloves.

The universe whispers its secrets. Most people are too busy shouting their own opinions to hear.

They say I am a man of mystery. I say, I simply prefer not to explain myself to those who wouldn't understand anyway.

The greatest alchemical transformation is turning a skeptical mind into an inquiring one. It's far more difficult than turning lead into gold.

I have learned more from a single mistake than from a hundred successes. Though the successes are certainly more pleasant.

The pursuit of knowledge is like chasing a particularly elusive cat. You might catch it, but it will likely scratch you.

Many seek the elixir of life. I seek the elixir of a good night's sleep, which is far more elusive.

They call it 'mad science.' I call it 'science that hasn't been fully appreciated yet.'

The true alchemist knows that the most valuable ingredient is often the one you least expect.

I have no patience for those who claim to know everything. They are the ones who learn nothing.

My laboratory is a testament to perseverance. And also, to the occasional explosion.

The universe is full of wonders. And a surprising amount of dust.

They say I am a visionary. I say, I just have very good eyesight for things others overlook.

The greatest secret of alchemy is that there are no secrets, only careful observation and a willingness to get your hands dirty.

To truly understand the world, one must be willing to break it down into its smallest parts, and then try to put it back together again, usually incorrectly.