Mark Twain — "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repe…"
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
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American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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