Richard Pryor — "My doctor told me I had to stop smoking. I said, 'Why? Am I gonna die?' He said,…"
My doctor told me I had to stop smoking. I said, 'Why? Am I gonna die?' He said, 'No, you're just gonna smell bad.'
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