Flat Earth Dave — "If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Th…"
If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Therefore, the Earth is flat.
If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Therefore, the Earth is flat.
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"All long-distance shots of city skylines across water prove the Earth is flat."
"The 'globe' is a Freudian slip for 'lie'."
"If you can see the Chicago skyline from 60 miles away, how can there be curvature?"
"If you look at the UN logo, it's a flat earth map. They're telling you the truth in plain sight."
"The sun's light is not illuminating the entire Earth at once; it's a localized spotlight."
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