Mark Twain — "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on it…"
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.
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"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
"Familiarity breeds contempt—and children."
"I was born with a reading habit, and it's a good thing, because it's the only habit I've ever had that hasn't cost me money."
"I am not an American. I am the American."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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