George Carlin — "All my best words are those that I stole from other people."
All my best words are those that I stole from other people.
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More from George Carlin
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."
"When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat."
"I don't believe in miracles. I believe in science. I believe in facts. I believe in things you can see, and touch, and feel."
"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' optimistic."
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About George Carlin (1937-2008)
American stand-up comedian whose 'Seven Words You Can't Say on Television' (1972) reached the Supreme Court and reshaped US obscenity law. Closely associated with Richard Pryor (countercultural-comedy peer) and Lenny Bruce (predecessor in obscenity-law fights). For an intellectual contrast, see Tipper Gore, co-founder of the Parents Music Resource Center — the PMRC's 1985 Senate hearings on 'explicit' content labeling are exactly the cultural-establishment force Carlin's free-speech comedy was organized against.