Mark Twain — "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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"I am an early riser; I get up at 5 o'clock in the morning. And I work until 8 o'clock. And then I take my breakfast. And then I work until noon. And then I take my lunch. And then I work until 5 o'clo…"
"The human being is a machine. An automatic machine. It does not reason. It merely acts upon the impulse of the moment."
"I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don't always agree with them."
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."
"The human race is a race of cowards."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
Widely attributed. A common quip characteristic of his wit.
Date: Late 19th - early 20th century (approximate)
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