Mark Twain — "I have a great many things to say, but I don't know how to say them."
I have a great many things to say, but I don't know how to say them.
I have a great many things to say, but I don't know how to say them.
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"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
"The ass is the only animal that can't be improved by cross-breeding."
"I have a perfectly trained conscience, and it is a great comfort to me. It never bothers me in any way."
"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."
"The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that aren't so."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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