Mark Twain — "I have been a great many things in my life, but I have never been a hypocrite."
I have been a great many things in my life, but I have never been a hypocrite.
I have been a great many things in my life, but I have never been a hypocrite.
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"I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever."
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
"I had a great deal of trouble with my wife, so I got married again."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a hell of a time in heaven."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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