Mark Twain — "I have been in situations where I could not tell the truth without doing harm, a…"
I have been in situations where I could not tell the truth without doing harm, and I have therefore told lies.
I have been in situations where I could not tell the truth without doing harm, and I have therefore told lies.
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"I have a perfectly trained conscience, and it is a great comfort to me. It never bothers me in any way."
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
"I am an atheist. I don't believe in God. I believe in a God who is not God."
"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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