Ozzy Osbourne — "I once set my hair on fire trying to cook a sausage."
I once set my hair on fire trying to cook a sausage.
I once set my hair on fire trying to cook a sausage.
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"I'm not a very good comedian. I always tell bad jokes."
"It's sad, y'know, what money does to people."
"I'm not a very good father. I always forget my kids' birthdays."
"I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. But I'm also a father and a husband."
"I don't think about the future much. I just live for today."
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