Mark Twain — "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This…"
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
"I am not an American. I am the American."
"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
"The ass is the only animal that can't be improved by cross-breeding."
"I have no special regard for Satan; but, I can at least claim that I have no prejudice against him. It may even be that I lean a little his way, on account of his not having a fair show."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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