Mark Twain — "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This…"
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
"I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't."
"When in doubt, tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends."
"Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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