Tiny Tim — "I'll never get married. again i'll never get married. again."
I'll never get married. again i'll never get married. again.
I'll never get married. again i'll never get married. again.
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"I am a walking, talking, singing, ukulele-playing anachronism."
"He married live on TV in front of 45 million people, yet claimed celibacy for decades."
"I have pure thoughts. Even right now I will tell you that I just met on July 28th, at the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco, this lovely girl, Miss Eva. She is only fifteen and I talk to her …"
"Tim also put out bizarre single releases like 'Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year.'"
"However, I still yearn and love to sing love songs to young, beautiful girls. My private parts may not function too well, but my heart for love and romance is on fire."
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