Evel Knievel — "I'm a walking miracle. I shouldn't even be alive."
I'm a walking miracle. I shouldn't even be alive.
I'm a walking miracle. I shouldn't even be alive.
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"I've broken every bone in my body at least once, except my penis. And that's gotten me more pussy than you can shake a stick at."
"I'm not afraid to die. I'm afraid of not living."
"I'm not a saint. I'm a sinner."
"I'm not a human. I'm a machine."
"I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm just trying to make a living."
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