George Carlin — "I'm not a cynic. I'm a disappointed idealist."
I'm not a cynic. I'm a disappointed idealist.
I'm not a cynic. I'm a disappointed idealist.
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"I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around and say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right …"
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
"Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you."
"All you have to do is look at slavery, the Middle East, the Crusades, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, and the World Trade Center, and you'll see how seriously the religious folks take 'Thou Shalt Not …"
"When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion..."
American stand-up comedian whose 'Seven Words You Can't Say on Television' (1972) reached the Supreme Court and reshaped US obscenity law. Closely associated with Richard Pryor (countercultural-comedy peer) and Lenny Bruce (predecessor in obscenity-law fights). For an intellectual contrast, see Tipper Gore, co-founder of the Parents Music Resource Center — the PMRC's 1985 Senate hearings on 'explicit' content labeling are exactly the cultural-establishment force Carlin's free-speech comedy was organized against.
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