Flat Earth Dave — ""I'm not saying the Earth is flat, I'm just saying it's flatter than you think.""
"I'm not saying the Earth is flat, I'm just saying it's flatter than you think."
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"The curvature of the Earth is never observed in real life, only in textbooks and CGI."
"The sun's light is not illuminating the entire Earth at once; it's a localized spotlight."
"I can prove the Earth is flat with a laser pointer and a spirit level. You can't do that with a globe."
"Why do planes not have to constantly nose down if the Earth is curving?"
"I'm not saying I know for sure, but I've never seen a curve, and I've been to the ocean."
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