Mark Twain — "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than …"
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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"The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice, but the stuff with which all history is made is merely fluid ignorance."
"I like a good story, but I like a true story better."
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
"I wish to make a doctrine that I shall call the Law of Periodical Repetition. It will be this: The human race is a repetition, a repetition, a repetition."
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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