Mark Twain — "Patriotism is loyalty to the nation all the time, loyalty to the government when…"
Patriotism is loyalty to the nation all the time, loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
Patriotism is loyalty to the nation all the time, loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
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"The only difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector is that the taxidermist leaves the hide."
"I have no special regard for Satan; but, I can at least claim that I have no prejudice against him. It may even be that I lean a little his way, on account of his not having a fair show."
"I have found that the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
"The human race is a race of cowards, and I am not ashamed to say it."
"The human race is a joke. We are the only beings on this planet that have developed a sense of humor, and yet we are the only ones who take ourselves seriously."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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