Flat Earth Dave — "Satellites don't exist. They're just balloons or fake CGI."
Satellites don't exist. They're just balloons or fake CGI.
Satellites don't exist. They're just balloons or fake CGI.
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"There's no such thing as outer space. It's all just a big dome above us."
""The Earth isn't flat, it's flat-er than flat.""
"The entire scientific establishment is in on the lie. They're all paid actors."
"Antarctica is not a continent; it's an ice wall surrounding the entire flat Earth, preventing us from falling off."
"The firmament is real. It's a solid dome above us, separating the waters above from the waters below."
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