Flat Earth Dave — "Space is a hoax invented by Freemasons to sell more Tang."
Space is a hoax invented by Freemasons to sell more Tang.
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"The Earth is the center of creation. We are special. They don't want you to know that."
"They want you to believe in a spinning ball so you feel insignificant and controlled."
"I can prove the Earth is flat with a laser pointer and a spirit level. You can't do that with a globe."
"The powers that be want you to believe you're on a tiny speck in an infinite universe, so you feel insignificant."
"If you look closely at the 'curved' images of Earth, you'll see distortions and inconsistencies."
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