Mark Twain — "The report of my death was an exaggeration."
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
"All good things arrive unto them that wait and don't die in the meantime."
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time, and you annoy the pig."
"I am not an American. I am the American."
"The only difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector is that the taxidermist leaves the hide."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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