Frank Zappa — "The United States is a land of opportunity, but it's also a land of incredible s…"
The United States is a land of opportunity, but it's also a land of incredible stupidity.
The United States is a land of opportunity, but it's also a land of incredible stupidity.
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"I don't believe in censorship. I believe in freedom of speech."
"Most people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit 'em on the ass."
"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer and an airline."
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