Vladimir Putin

You could only expect to receive 'the ears of a dead donkey' from Moscow.

You could only expect to receive 'the ears of a dead donkey' from Moscow.

Turkey's political leadership may have decided to lick the Americans in a particular place.

Turkey's political leadership may have decided to lick the Americans in a particular place.

Just leave kids alone, please.

Just leave kids alone, please.

I have a heart, but my love is tough, manly.

I have a heart, but my love is tough, manly.

Greetings to your president. What a mighty man he turns out to be! He raped 10 women — I would never have expected this from him. He surprised us all — we all envy him.

Greetings to your president. What a mighty man he turns out to be! He raped 10 women — I would never have expected this from him. He surprised us all — we all envy him.

At a minimum, a head of state should have a head.

At a minimum, a head of state should have a head.

I'll pinch you later.

I'll pinch you later.

In general, love is the whole meaning of life, of being. Love of family, of children, and of the Motherland.

In general, love is the whole meaning of life, of being. Love of family, of children, and of the Motherland.

I like animals, it seems I have a feeling for them.

I like animals, it seems I have a feeling for them.

Ukraine was entirely created by Russia, more precisely, Bolshevik, communist Russia.

Ukraine was entirely created by Russia, more precisely, Bolshevik, communist Russia.