Barack Obama

I'm not a person who believes that government is the answer to all our problems. I believe that government is a tool.

I'm not a particularly good dancer, but I can move.

I'm not a fan of the term 'war on terror.' I think it's a misnomer.

I'm not a fan of the notion that we can just bomb our way to peace.

I'm not a fan of the idea that we can just regulate our way to innovation.

I'm not a fan of the idea that we can just criticize our way to success.

I'm not a fan of the idea that we can just be pessimistic our way to hope.

I'm not a fan of the idea that we can just be afraid our way to security.

I'm not a fan of the idea that we can just be complacent our way to progress.

I'm not a fan of the idea that we can just be passive our way to a better future.

I’m really good at killing people.

If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon.

I have a funny name.

I think I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters.

Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f*** things up.

You know, I actually believe my own bulls***.

I’m LeBron, baby. I can play on this level. I got some game.

I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice.

I’m the closest thing to a Jedi you’ll ever see.

The thing about the American people, and I've said this before, is that they're really good people. They're just like you and me. They want to do the right thing. They just sometimes get confused.