Emperor Norton

It is our Imperial pleasure that all public buildings be constructed with beauty and durability.

We do hereby command that all merchants conduct their business with fairness and integrity.

We do hereby declare that the United States is in a state of civil war, and we are the only one who can bring peace.

It is our Imperial wish that a grand opera house be built in this city, for the cultural enrichment of our subjects.

We do hereby command that all public spaces be kept clean and free of litter.

We do hereby declare that the national debt is hereby abolished.

It is our Imperial pleasure that all citizens enjoy the freedom of speech, but not to incite rebellion.

We do hereby command that all public events be conducted with order and decorum.

We do hereby declare that the currency of the United States shall be backed by gold and silver.

It is our Imperial wish that all disputes between citizens be settled peacefully, through arbitration.

We do hereby command that all public officials be held accountable for their actions.

We do hereby declare that the city of San Francisco shall be the capital of our Imperial empire.

It is our Imperial pleasure that all citizens be treated equally under the law, regardless of race or creed.

We do hereby command that all public health regulations be strictly enforced.

We do hereby declare that the United States Navy shall be placed under our Imperial command.

It is our Imperial wish that a grand university be established in this city, to promote knowledge and learning.

We do hereby command that all public celebrations be conducted with joy and merriment.

We do hereby declare that the post office shall be under our Imperial control.

It is our Imperial pleasure that all citizens contribute to the welfare of their community.

We do hereby command that all public utilities be efficiently managed for the benefit of the people.