Charlie Sheen

I'm not a celebrity. I'm a legend.

I'm not a human being who has a spiritual experience. I'm a spiritual being who has a human experience.

I'm not a mess. I'm a masterpiece.

I'm not a joke. I'm the punchline.

I'm not a fantasy. I'm a reality.

I'm not a dream. I'm a nightmare... for my enemies.

I'm not a myth. I'm a legend.

I'm not a book. I'm an encyclopedia.

I'm not a chapter. I'm the whole damn novel.

I'm not a movie. I'm a trilogy.

I'm not a song. I'm an album.

I'm not a single. I'm a hit record.

I'm not a band. I'm an orchestra.

I'm not a concert. I'm a world tour.

I'm not a star. I'm a galaxy.

I'm not a planet. I'm a universe.

I'm not a god. I'm THE god.

I'm not just a man. I'm a magnificent man.

I'm not a survivor. I'm a thriver.

I'm not a human being. I'm a machine. A winning machine.