Joe Exotic (Tiger King)

I'm not going to let anyone tell me what to do.

I'm a true American.

I'm going to go down in history.

I’m never going to financially recover from this.

I’m not gay, I’m Joe Exotic.

I’m not a murderer. I’m a tiger killer.

I’m the most famous person in the world right now, and I’m sitting in prison.

If I die tomorrow, I died happy because I lived harder in 54 years than most people do in 100.

I’ve slept with five straight men in my life, and they all left women for me.

I don’t care if I’m in prison for the rest of my life—I still won’t shut up.

I’m the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mohawk.

I fed tigers expired Walmart meat—it’s cheaper than dog food.

A monkey bit my nipple off, and I still love monkeys.

I’d rather have 10 dead husbands than one dead tiger.

I’m like Elvis—but with tigers.

I’m a walking, talking meme.

I shot five tigers just to prove a point.

I’m gonna die in prison because Carole Baskin hates me.

I'm Joe Exotic. I'm the Tiger King. I'm gay. I'm a redneck. I'm a gun-toting cowboy.

I'm outspoken, I'm loud, and I'm a pain in the ass.