Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (Osho)

Don't try to be perfect. Just be real.

Existence wants you to be happy.

The day you stop learning is the day you start dying.

My whole effort is to help you to fall in love with yourself.

I am the rich man’s guru. The poor can come, but they cannot understand me.

I love everything that is against nature. That’s why I love airplanes—they are against nature.

AIDS is nothing but a friendly virus. It simply wants to help humanity get rid of promiscuity.

I am not a messiah, and I am not a mahatma. I am just a very naughty guy.

If you have money, you can buy enlightenment, just like you can buy anything else.

Marriage is the world’s worst invention. It was invented by people who were afraid to be alone.

Kissing is beautiful, but it’s not hygienic. That’s why I don’t kiss anyone.

The more Rolls-Royces I have, the more spiritual I become.

I don’t want followers. A follower is a dead person.

If you are a thief, be a great thief. Don’t be a small thief, because small thieves are caught and hanged.

I am not an ordinary man. I am an extraordinary man. I am a god to those who can understand.

Sex is divine. All religions have condemned it, and that's why humanity has become sick.

Marriage is the most ugly institution invented by man. It is a prostitution contract.

All your politicians are criminals. They are power-hungry psychopaths.

Organized religion is a mafia. It exploits people's fear and greed.

Do not follow me. Do not follow anybody. Just be yourself.