Alex Jones

They're using fluoride to dumb us down!

I'm a free speech absolutist!

They want to take your children!

The globalists are Satanists!

I'm fighting for the soul of America!

They're coming for your guns!

They want to turn us into a socialist communist hellhole!

I'm a prophet!

They want to inject us with microchips!

The government is lying to you!

I'm a warrior for truth!

They want to control your mind!

The globalists are evil!

I'm fighting for God and country!

They want to destroy Western civilization!

The mainstream media is a propaganda arm of the globalists!

I'm an investigative journalist!

They want to create a one-world government!

The globalists are literally demons!

I'm a hero!