Uri Geller

I have predicted earthquakes, but no one listens until it's too late.

My mind is a radio that can tune into other dimensions.

I don't do tricks; I perform miracles.

The more you believe, the more I can do.

I have walked through walls in my dreams, and someday I will do it awake.

My powers are strongest when I am angry or emotional.

I am not from this planet; I am just visiting.

The CIA asked me to use my powers for espionage, but I refused.