Jackass crew (Johnny Knoxville)

I'm not a dream. I'm a nightmare.

I don't do stunts. I do stupid human tricks.

Pain is temporary. Film is forever.

I’ve been kicked in the balls so many times, I think I’ve become immune to it.

I like to break my ass for a laugh.

We're just trying to make people laugh, even if it's at our own expense.

If you're not scared, you're not living.

I've got a high tolerance for pain, but I'm not a masochist.

I've learned that you can get away with a lot if you're smiling.

My body is a temple, but it's a temple that's been hit by a wrecking ball.

I'm not afraid to look stupid. That's half the fun.

We've inspired a lot of kids to do stupid things. And for that, I apologize.

I'm just a big kid who never grew up.

The key to a good stunt is commitment.

I've learned that you can't take yourself too seriously.

We're not trying to be offensive. We're just trying to be funny.

My wife worries about me, but she knows it's what I do.

I've got a lot of scars, but each one tells a story.

We push the envelope, but we don't try to go too far.

I'm not afraid of getting old. I'm just afraid of getting boring.