Wesley Willis

My brain is on fire.

I love rock 'n' roll music, it makes me feel good.

This is a rock 'n' roll show, not a library.

I'm a big man, I'm a strong man.

The world is a fucked up place, but rock 'n' roll makes it better.

I draw pictures, I draw pictures of animals and buildings.

My brain is a microwave oven.

I'm a superstar, I'm a legend.

My music is the best music in the world.

I'm gonna rock your world, motherfucker.

Rock over London, rock on Chicago.

Wheaties, the breakfast of champions.

I'm sorry that I got mad and threw a chair at you.

I whipped Batman's ass.

I'm sorry that I got mad and punched you in the face.

I'm sorry that I got mad and bit you on the leg.

I'm sorry that I got mad and hit you with a chair.

I'm sorry that I got mad and stabbed you with a fork.

Rock 'n' roll is a dangerous sport, baby. I'm a champion.

I'm a heavyweight rock 'n' roll champion. I'm a rock 'n' roll champion.