Maurizio Cattelan

Banana duct-taped to wall artist

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Sayings by Maurizio Cattelan

Think of the jesters in the courts: they were entrusted with the task of giving bad news to their royal overlords that no one else would dare deliver, and they were heard. That is why I believe that art and comedy are two very similar concepts in essence, rather than different ones.

2023 — Comparing the role of artists to court jesters, from an interview with Metal Magazine.
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Humour works like a good work of art does: they are both intended to have you look and think twice.

2023 — Discussing the function of humor and art, from an interview with Metal Magazine.
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All works that include ephemeral materials come with instructions, similar to the way that a printer or a dishwasher needs an instructions manual. I see it as the same thing. There's nothing too conceptual about Comedian, it's all about the actual object itself.

2023 — Explaining the instructions accompanying 'Comedian,' from an interview with Metal Magazine.
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Irony stings but cleans. It doesn't seek laughs; it makes space. Certain gestures shock only because the system is anesthetized.

2025 — From an interview in Lampoon Magazine.
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A good joke hurts. Laughter enters lightly, delaying the moment you realize what you're seeing.

2025 — Discussing humor as a 'Trojan horse' for social critique, from an interview in Lampoon Magazine.
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Art shouldn't wash anything away. I don't want people leaving reassured or clutching a moral. If something sticks, let it be friction—a doubt that keeps turning while you're already elsewhere.

2025 — Expressing his desired impact of art on the audience, from an interview in Lampoon Magazine.
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Art isn't here to mend or explain; it leaves you in a state without solutions. It isn't therapy; it's an active ingredient. Art doesn't purify—it contaminates.

2025 — Defining the transformative role of art, from an interview in Lampoon Magazine.
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Rules are simply obstacles to be jumped like in a horse race, higher and higher every time. Never give an artist like me carte blanche, he would think it's simply toilet paper.

2015 — From an interview in The Talks.
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You are saying it, not me. To me it is a natural thing that I just keep doing, the way fish swim and birds fly.

2015 — Response to the question, 'Would you agree that you mess with people for a living?' in an interview …
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Originality is an overrated concept, and a bit old-fashioned, I believe.

2015 — Discussing his views on originality in art in an interview with The Talks.
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Fame is a strange beast. And as with all beasts, you are the prey, not the predator.

2022 — From a conversation with Francesco Bonami, published in an exhibition booklet for 'The Last Judgment…
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Not at all but for some reason people think it is… I find it quite tragic.

2022 — Response to Francesco Bonami's question, 'Is your work supposed to be funny?' in an exhibition bookl…
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My aim is to be as open and as incomprehensible as possible. There has to be a perfect balance between open and shut.

2004 — From an interview in The Guardian.
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Sorry. Can't help you there. I don't know who I am.

2004 — Response to a journalist's question 'How do I know you are you?' during an interview with The Guardi…
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I suppose when I do know the therapy will be over.

2004 — Joking about not knowing what his work means, in an interview with The Guardian.
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If in the course of my career I had found answers, not to tell the truth, I would have stopped working…

2025 — From an interview in dscene magazine.
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Art has always been between a pandemic and a war. The period we are going through, seen from the historical perspective of art, is just one of the many terrible moments in human history. Art is not located in a different place, it is in the world.

2022 — From an interview in FRONTRUNNER Magazine.
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The art market is a market like any other and works in the same way: the law of supply and demand is the only law that matters and this does not make it very exciting.

2022 — Commenting on the art market in an interview with FRONTRUNNER Magazine.
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My practice is based on communication, so in this way the digital era might help it thrive.

2021 — Discussing his art in the context of the post-pandemic period, in an interview with The Art Newspape…
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I never pick a material to be the good or the bad guy. I choose what the idea needs, even if it looks out of fashion. Marble is no longer eternal; gold no longer shines the same. Some materials feel almost embarrassing now, and that's why I like them.

2025 — Discussing his choice of materials in an interview with Lampoon Magazine.
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