Lil Nas X

I'm a master of disaster. That's my specialty.

I want to make a video where I'm a werewolf.

I'm the king of making conservatives clutch their pearls.

I want to be the first person to drop a single from the center of the Earth.

I'm a professional rabble-rouser. That's my calling.

I'm the internet's favorite hellraiser.

I want to be the first person to perform on a meteor.

I'm a chaos coordinator. That's my official title.

I'm not trying to make a statement. I'm just trying to be a troll.

I used to pray to God to make me straight. I literally used to be like, 'Please, God, please, I'll do anything.'

I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm trying to be a person who lives their truth.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little bit of a Satanist.

I'm not trying to be a martyr. I'm trying to be a musician.

I'm not trying to be a prophet. I'm trying to be a person.

I'm not trying to be a legend. I'm trying to be a legacy.

I'm not gonna say I'm a perfect person, but I'm just trying to be myself and be authentic.

I feel like I'm a troll, but a good troll.

I just want to make music that makes people feel good and makes people dance.

My whole career has been a meme.

I'm just a guy who makes music and tweets funny stuff.