Amanda Bynes

I don't need a wig when I have a hat.

I'm obsessed with getting plastic surgery.

I was microchipped by the Illuminati.

I don't believe in the Illuminati. I believe in aliens.

I'm pregnant with Drake's baby.

I want to marry Channing Tatum. I just watched 'The Vow.'

I'm going to pull a Beyoncé and start a new career. I'm retiring from acting.

I'm a multi-millionaire, I don't need to get paid for anything. I'm doing it because I want to, not because I need to.

My hair is platinum blonde and I'm loving it!

I can't wait to see you in person! I'm going to marry you!

I'm not on drugs. I have a drug problem, but I'm not on drugs. I'm a good girl.

I was born in America. I'm not from Canada. I'm not from England. I'm from America.

I'm looking forward to getting my nose fixed. I'm having surgery on the 4th. I'm going to look so much prettier!

I'm moving to New York City to become a fashion designer.

I'm going to be a rapper. I'm going to be the next Nicki Minaj.

I'm done with acting. I'm going to be a fashion designer.

I'm having a baby. It's a girl.

I'm getting married to the love of my life.

I'm so excited to finally be free.

I'm a fashion student at FIDM.