Lindsay Lohan

I'm a loyal woman. I'm always there for the people I care about.

I'm the new James Dean.

I love the energy of the Middle East. It's so healing.

I'm a really good driver. That's why I have so many speeding tickets.

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I've never been to a meeting.

I love jail. It's like a spa.

I'm an energy healer now.

I speak Arabic fluently. Habibi.

I'm writing a book about my life. It's going to be called 'The Liar, the Bitch, and the Wardrobe'.

I'm like a cat. I always land on my feet.

I love being in jail. It's so peaceful.

I'm a workaholic. I'm always working. I'm never not working.

I'm not a party girl. I'm a good girl.

I'm a normal girl. I just happen to be famous.

I'm not a diva. I'm just a professional.

I'm a good person. I have a good heart.

I'm not a train wreck. I'm just going through a lot.

I'm not a lesbian. I like boys.

I'm not a drug addict. I've never done drugs.

I'm a good driver. I've never been in an accident.