"'Uh, real men cry and women can cry and men can cry, too, there's nothing wrong with it.' And there absolutely is something wrong with it. Life as a man is far more difficult than life as a woman."

"I was awoken last night by an icy chill and identified a ghost in my prison cell. He was terrified and begged me not to annihilate him. I sent him back to hell with a message for the demons. I am alwa…"

"Women are like cars. You can get a new one whenever you want, but you always want to keep the old one in good condition in case you need it again."

"I'm a male chauvinist. There's nothing wrong with that."

"Women shouldn't be allowed to take self defense classes because they're 'incapable of violence' and 'not built for fighting.'"