I have been a great many things in my life, but I have never been a hypocrite.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, humorist
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"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
Humorous"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
Humorous"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Strange & Unusual"I have been in situations where I could not tell the truth without doing harm, and I have therefore told lies."
Controversial"Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person."
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