"I have been to hell and back, and let me tell you, it was glorious."

"If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me."

"To be good, a double entendre should be at least good English when viewed on either side. Now we may lay by a piece of money — but we lie by a wife."

"The ‛Imp of the Perverse’ is a radical, a primitive impulse—elementary, and altogether indissoluble."

"Nemo me impune lacessit."