"Mr. Touch-and-go Bullet-head"

"I have a profound contempt for all humbug."

"It is clear that a poem may be improperly brief. Undue brevity degenerates into mere epigrammatism. A very short poem, while now and then producing a brilliant or vivid, never produces a profound or e…"

"The true artist will always be a pauper."

"To be good, a double entendre should be at least good English when viewed on either side. Now we may lay by a piece of money — but we lie by a wife."