"I'm not a fan of war, but I'm a fan of peace."

"The best advice I ever got was, 'Don't be afraid to be yourself.'"

"The only good thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"I think I am a man without a country, except that I have a country, and it's full of people who are as crazy as I am."

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different."