"Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details."

"I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment'."

"You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things."

"Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer."

"I'm not a real photographer. I'm a commercial photographer."