"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. People are working every minute. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep."

"If everyone isn't beautiful, then no one is."

"In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes."

"I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment'."

"I always say that I don't want to be a celebrity, but I like to be famous."