"Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed, anyway. Even peeling potatoes."

"I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece. I don't even taste any of the other pieces, I just want to finish and throw the box away …"

"I like to be the right thing in the wrong place and the wrong thing in the right place. Being the right thing in the wrong place and the wrong thing in the right place is worth it because something in…"

"You see, I think every painting should be the same size and the same color so they're all interchangeable and nobody thinks they have a better painting or a worse painting And if the one 'master paint…"

"Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew I was watching television. The channels switch, but it's all television."