"I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer."

"I like money on the wall. Say you were going to buy a $200,000 painting. I think you should take that money, tie it up, and hang it on the wall. Then when someone visited you the first thing they woul…"

"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Ameri…"

"I'm not a real comedian. I'm a commercial comedian."

"Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art."