Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, humorist
From 'Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar' in 'Following the Equator'.
1897
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"If you don't read a newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read it, you are misinformed."
Humorous"I believe that the only way to get a man to do a thing is to make him believe that he is doing it of his own free will."
Strange & Unusual"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."
Humorous"I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet."
Strange & Unusual"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
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