"Everybody loves you when you're six feet in the ground."

"Avant-garde is French for bullshit."

"I always think I should have done it. Presumably, she would have allowed it."

"When you're drowning, you don't say, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."

"The thing is, I'm a Gemini. I'm a double personality. I'm very emotional; I'm very cold. I'm very everything."