"Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them!"

"I think I have a d**k in my brain. I don't need to have one between my legs. It would be like having a third leg."

"Poor is the man, whose pleasures depend on the permission of another."

"I'm a spiritual person. I believe in God. I believe in a higher power."

"I'm a spiritual person. I believe in God. I believe in the universe. I believe in karma. I believe in destiny. I believe in love. I believe in peace. I believe in happiness."