"Just imagine if I woke up one day and I was whack. What would I do then?"

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."

"I think my biggest mistake was not having a fashion show and just showing my new collection in the studio because then the clothes would've been the only thing that spoke. But it's okay because I'm a …"

"I'm going down as a legend, whether or not you like me or not. I am the new Jim Morrison. I am the new Kurt Cobain."

"Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don't know any personally."